The Italian who went to Malta
*** Must be read with Italian accent!!! One day im gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna to pieces. She says go to the toilet. I said you no understand, I wanna to pieces onna my plate. She says you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don''t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at a bigga restuarant. The waitress brings spoon and knife but no fork. I tella her I wanna fork!!!. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fork on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheet on my bed. He says you better no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says, Peace on you. I says piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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